May 2013
“And it’s hard to hate someone once you understand them.”
– Lucy Christopher (via 13thmoon)
yesimbeyonce:
If you can’t handle me at my Amanda Bynes then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
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I’m horny and fml
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apsilpastille:
blainedarling:
heysammy:
a-sorta-fairytale:
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
#empty chairs at empty tables
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
#it’s raining men
nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
nahshaw:
I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
longnightsday:
I wanna cuddle so bad. Like that’s all just cuddle.
LOL JK I WANNA FUCK TOO
nope:
don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
hiddlestalker:
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
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marypoppinthatpussy:
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
jakemalik:
slloths:
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
o-oo-ooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooo:
bumblingb:
I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
HELP I DID THE THING-
